gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

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khartoom:

Omg

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pleatedjeans:

via

glamoose:

im sorry but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie

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cummymonster:

hazyaugust:

“sex is great” but have u ever 

• cracked your back and it feels like sleeping on clouds
  
• heard that one chord in a song that just resonates with your soul
  
• bit into pizza and it doesnt burn your tongue its just warm and yummy
  
• drunk some hot chocolate and the marshmallows have melted perfectly
  
• tucked a lock of hair behind your ear and it stays
  
• breathed in deeply and then exhaled and felt that everything was ok
  
• had someone lean their head on your shoulder absentmindedly
  
• made your friend giggle
  
• realized you had all the ingredients and time for your favorite food
  
• gotten into bed, felt like you’re floating, and fallen asleep immediately
  

• Had your ass licked so well you feel your soul leaving your body
  

fmlsdaily:

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said “Did I say you could take a picture?” He replied with, “No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?” I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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uteropolis:

sexetc:

micdotcom:

Watch: This revolutionary multimedia project is teaching the world to become cliterate 

Just in case you had questions about the clitoris.

My high school’s (I was in high school last year) sex ed textbook didn’t mention the clitoris

(Source: mic.com)

Juno is an incredibly disturbing movie

gotitforcheap:

martin-scorseses-eyebrows:

Just the thought of being pregnant with Michael Cera’s child

I hated juno because it forced me to think about Michael Cera cumming inside another human being

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